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For you Packer fans, Q=Question and A=Answer

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay?   
A: Because god couldn't find three wise men.  Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Green Bay Packers?   
A: Cheerios belong in a Bowl.  Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?   
A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze  Q: How do you stop a Packer Fan from masturbating?   
A: Paint his penis Purple and Gold and he wont beat it for FIVE years!  Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire?   
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which they all show up!  Q: How do you fu@k the the Packer fan????  
A: Cum in your hand and throw it at her!!!!  Q: What do you call a female Packer fan with 2 brain cells?   
A: Pregnant  Q: Two Green Bay Packers are in a car, who's driving?  
A: The COPS.  Q:  How can you tell a woman is a Packer Fan?   
A:  She rolls her own tampons.  Q: Why do Packer women need men?  
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?   
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.  Q: Why does Gilbert Brown sponsor Peanut Butter?  
A: So he can spread something else besides his girlfriend.  Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a Packer fan?   
A: Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teeth brush!  Q: How did the Packer girl from Wisconsin know her mother had her period?  
A: Her brother's dick tasted like blood.  Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Packers' library facilities?  
A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet. Q: Why did the Brett Favre get fired from volunteering at the sperm bank?  
A: He got caught drinking on the job.  Q: Why did god create alcohol?  
A: So Packer women could get laid.  
  Q: How did Brett Favre and Mark Chumura make their wives cry during sex?  
A: Rang them up and told them.  Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?  
A: A tourist.  Q: Why do packer women have bruised bellies?  
A: Because Packer men are so stupid.  
  Q: What do Blondes say after sex?  
A1: Thanks Guys.  
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?  
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?  Q: How do you know when a Packer Fan been in your fridge?  
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! Q: What do Packer women and a beer bottle have in common?  
A: They're both empty from the neck up Q: What is the difference between a Packer Woman and an inflatable doll?  
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.  Q: What is the Packer Women's  favorite potato chip?  
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). Q: How can you tell if a Packer fan has been using the computer?  
A: There's white-out on the screen.  Q: Why did Brett Favre get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?  
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.  Q: How did the Packer fan break his arm raking the leaves?  
A: He fell out of the tree. Q: What does the LAPD and the Green Bay Packer have in common?  
A: Neither can stop a Bronco.  Q: Why did they have to re-sod Lambau?  
A:  There was too much Moss in the end-zone  
               


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