Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay?
A: Because god couldn't find three wise men. Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Green Bay Packers?
A: Cheerios belong in a Bowl. Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?
A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze Q: How do you stop a Packer Fan from masturbating?
A: Paint his penis Purple and Gold and he wont beat it for FIVE years! Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which they all show up! Q: How do you fu@k the the Packer fan????
A: Cum in your hand and throw it at her!!!! Q: What do you call a female Packer fan with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant Q: Two Green Bay Packers are in a car, who's driving?
A: The COPS. Q: How can you tell a woman is a Packer Fan?
A: She rolls her own tampons. Q: Why do Packer women need men?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine. Q: Why does Gilbert Brown sponsor Peanut Butter?
A: So he can spread something else besides his girlfriend. Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a Packer fan?
A: Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teeth brush! Q: How did the Packer girl from Wisconsin know her mother had her period?
A: Her brother's dick tasted like blood. Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Packers' library facilities?
A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet. Q: Why did the Brett Favre get fired from volunteering at the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job. Q: Why did god create alcohol?
A: So Packer women could get laid.
Q: How did Brett Favre and Mark Chumura make their wives cry during sex?
A: Rang them up and told them. Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A: A tourist. Q: Why do packer women have bruised bellies?
A: Because Packer men are so stupid.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: How do you know when a Packer Fan been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! Q: What do Packer women and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up Q: What is the difference between a Packer Woman and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray. Q: What is the Packer Women's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). Q: How can you tell if a Packer fan has been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: Why did Brett Favre get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Q: How did the Packer fan break his arm raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree. Q: What does the LAPD and the Green Bay Packer have in common?
A: Neither can stop a Bronco. Q: Why did they have to re-sod Lambau?
A: There was too much Moss in the end-zone